All right!
This is the only NG platformer I ever played for more than 5 mins. Controls are well-tuned, they feel a bit over-finicky at first but I got used to them, and found that the amount of control is very well-judged. The graphics are cool, and the ridiculously simple and stupid opening is almost saying 'as if we need a reason for this to happen!' Nice. Love the barnyard noises. The music is infectious, reminds me of Frontier Psychiatrist (if you don't remember that, its on youtube).